I promised to put up part 1 of “The Elevator” by March 21. Obviously, that hasn’t happened.

Why? I could pontificate for hours about writer’s block and procrastination and blah blah blah. And maybe I will write a completely gratuitous blog post about my fragile little mind.

Until then, I will start posting “The Elevator” (Micro Remix) on quillpill, TextNovel, and Twitter (#elevrmx or go to TweetChat).

The (Micro Remix) is the R-rated, cut-to-the-bare-bones version of the full length “The Elevator.”

The full-length, full-on-slutty version is coming soon. As in, the next 2 weeks.

I promise.
I pinky promise.